Shortcuts to Crap
Thursday
26Mar

A Plane Way To Die

Famous people who have Died In Plane Crashes.

Tuesday
17Feb

But Can He Draw A Salary?

Mike Godwin will draw anything you request.

Tuesday
17Feb

Good Looking Crap

Make music using Sunburned Ladies In Thongs.  Does that sound as stupid as it looks?

Tuesday
17Feb

How Jesus Knows When It's Time For The Second Coming

Check the "Rapture Index" daily to track the end of days.

Tuesday
17Feb

Making Crap With A Pen

Tuesday
17Feb

Total Ship

Just in case you want to know where Every Ship On Every Ocean is.

Tuesday
17Feb

The Farce Is Strong

Someone with unlimited time and questionable intelligence finds amusement in placing Star Wars Characters In French Architecture.  Not worth your time.

Tuesday
17Feb

The Future Called: You've Been Duped

callthefuture.org allows you to set up a phone call to yourself (or someone else) at any time in the future. 

Monday
16Feb

The Sheep Are A Little Less Nervous

Farmersonly.com.  A dating service for farmers and country folk.

Monday
16Feb

Guaranteed To Ail What Cures You

How to make Pepto-Bismol Ice Cream.  (I think why is more appropriate than, how)

Monday
16Feb

The Puppy Mover Monorail

Monday
16Feb

How Much Are Your Old Record Albums Worth?

An Online Database Of 600,000 Albums and their auction value. 

Monday
16Feb

"Fun" Movie Quiz

Identify Each Movie from a singe still picture.  Get them all right to cement your "no-life" status.

Monday
16Feb

Maim That Tune

Got a song stuck in your head?  The Maimograph Machine will send it packing by picking and playing an even more annoying song.

Monday
16Feb

Things That Blow (Suck, Strum, Bang And Stuff)

Oddmusic displays Musical Instruments made from all sorts of crap.

Sunday
15Feb

How To Make Spam Even More Annoying

This computer nerd uses the ASCII value from Spam Email to create dubious artwork that looks like plants.

Sunday
15Feb

This Is More Fun If You've Been Drinking

Match the Label to the Beer Bottle.

Sunday
25Jan

What Do They Think Of You? (And Why Do You Care?)

A truly bizarre art project: Click On Each Face and answer questions about what you think they think of you.  On second thought, skip it.

Sunday
25Jan

Designomatic

Not sure what This is supposed to accomplish.  Waste 30 seconds, then get on with your pathetic life.

Saturday
24Jan

Falling George

It almost seems like piling on.  Watch George Bush fall.  To appear non-partisan, switch between Hillary, Obama, McCain and others.